NaPoWriMo Day 16 ~ Liar Liar

The prompt today at NaPoWriMo is to write a ten line poem in which each line is a lie.

Why I Haven’t Called

I’m sorry that I haven’t called, it’s just that my phone was in the shop
Just before I headed out for my lunar voyage I dropped it into the toilet
On our way back in, the pilot dropped a bit too low and we ended up in hades
Now that’s an interesting place…I even got to meet Elvis while I was there
Once we found the escalator we were able to ride it all the way up into Moscow
Even though it isn’t the route I had in mind, I figured that I may as well take a European tour
I did try to borrow someone else’s phone to contact you but there was no one in Europe who spoke English
And oddly enough, every internet cafe on the entire continent had closed just the week before
So as you can see I did make every effort to get in touch with you while I was away
What luck that you should happen to run into me behind these bushes…it was great to see you

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6 thoughts on “NaPoWriMo Day 16 ~ Liar Liar

  1. Ha ha! I love it! did try to borrow someone elseโ€™s phone to contact you but there was no one in Europe who spoke English! Brilliant. This really got in tune with my bonkers, quirky side. You are a clever girl! ๐Ÿ™‚

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